While you were sleeping, Chuck Norris was busy saving the world, not once, but twice. Listen up boys, if you have a role model and his name is not Chuck Norris, you’re doing life wrong.
In case you forgot, there is a reason Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark.
Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris, and for good reason.
Just watch this rare footage of Mr. Norris’ recent 30 kill shot mega spree and you’ll see why old ladies everywhere faint at the thought of being in his presence and why every young woman dreams of naming her children after him.